Bedroom Talk, Part 2
Last night. My bedroom. Me and Mrs. RockyJay.
RockyJay, "What do women and condoms have in common?"
Mrs., "You have the right to remain silent, so use it and please SHUT UP!"
RockyJay, "They spend more time in your wallet then they do on your c**k!" [hehehehe]
Mrs., "Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not! And I warn you, I'm multi-talented: I can NOT talk and annoy you at the same time"
[I am trying come up with a come back]
RockyJay, "huh?, ok So, why do women fake orgasms?"
Mrs., "Because men fake foreplay"
[moment of silence]
Mrs., "What do you call a woman without an asshole?"
RockyJay, "Huh, dunno? What kind of a question is that?"
Mrs., "Divorced"
Damn thats some cold blooded shit right there.
You Should have come back with what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing she has been told twice already
Posted by: crazydab | Oct 21, 2005 at 03:02 PM
Your joke is kind of ironic to me since I'm trying to punish my husband into shopping for me today. I'm not going anywhere near the cock until I get into the wallet. :)
Just kidding. I'm a tramp with no withholding power. ANYWAY...
Your wife sounds funny- does she have a blog too? :)
Posted by: Bonanza Jellybean | Oct 21, 2005 at 05:37 PM
That's some funny shit. I'm totally using those jokes later.
Posted by: JJ | Oct 22, 2005 at 05:20 PM